Games e Fut musicas e piadas

Ursinho de dormir
Armandinho

E hoje eu descobri
O quanto eu te quero
Ursinho de dormir
Vem que eu te espero assim
E eu hei de conquistar
Teu coração durão demais
Que não quis pagar pra ver
Nem dar o braço a torcer
Eu vou te levar pro mar
Nas pedras eu vou te amar
E ao ver o sol se pôr
Eu vou te matar de amor
Eu vou te levar pro céu
Pra onde você quiser
Eu tenho um beck pra depois
Pra brindar o infinito de nós dois, de nós dois, de nós dois.

- Postado por: Games e Fut às 13h36
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essas modernidades

A Dercy Gonçalves vai se hospedar num hotel de luxo e se encanta com o frigobar, todo cheio de botões.
- Porra, que troço sofisticado é esse? - ela pergunta para o carregador. - Como funciona esta merda?
O rapaz coloca as malas dela no corredor e apressa-se em explicar, todo solícito:
- É muito simples. A senhora passa o seu cartão magnético aqui e escolhe a sua opção. Aperte o botão 1, para pegar um refrigerante, o 2 para cigarros, o 3, salgadinhos e assim por diante...
- Caralho!
- É o botão número 7, madame!

- Postado por: Games e Fut às 01h11
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PIADA

Clike aki e veja a baratinha mais famosa

do Brasil

MUSICA

Escute Fergie - London Bridge - uma das melhores musicas mundiais

Oh snap, oh snap, oh snap
Hey, Are you ready?
You see Fergie
OK !
When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a f***
So here we go!

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London want you to go down
Like London London London be going down

Drinks start pouring
And my speech start slowing
Everybody start looking at you

The Grey Goose got the girl feeling loose
Now I wishing that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dude
Papparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm gonna get up out my face (oh, snap)
Before I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh,
snap)
My lips make you want to have a taste (oh, snap)
You got that? I got the bass

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London want you to go down
Like London London London be going down

La, la, la, la, la... you tu, tu, tu,
you tu, tu, tu
Like London London London want you to go down(A, la,
la, la la, you, tu, tu, tu...)
Like London London London be going down
A... La, la, la, la... U, tu, tu, tu...
Like London London London want you to go down(U, tu,
tu, tu...)
Like London London London be going down

When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
Give me love you long time

All my girls get down on the floor
Back to back drop it down real low
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho
Because you know what, I don't give a f***
So here we go!

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London want you to go down
Like London London London be going down
OH !
Check it out ! Fergie Ferg
(Fergie!)

Ouvir - no Windowns Media Player

- Postado por: Games e Fut às 16h21
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A pedido de Cleber a musica Vertigo - U2

Vertigo
U2

Unos dos tres catorce!

Lights go down, it’s dark
The jungle is your head
Can’t rule your heart
A feeling is so much stronger than
A thought
Your eyes are wide
And though your soul
It can’t be bought
Your mind can wander

Hello hello
I’m at a place called Vertigo
It’s everything I wish I didn’t know
Except you give me something I can feel, feel

The night is full of holes
As bullets rip the sky
Of ink with gold
They twinkle as the
Boys play rock and roll
They know they can’t dance
At least they know….

I can’t stand the beats
I’m asking for the cheque
The girl with crimson nails
Has Jesus round her neck
Swinging to the music
Swinging to the music
Oh oh oh oh

Hello hello
I’m at a place called Vertigo
It’s everything I wish I didn’t know
But you give me something I can feel, feel

Check mated
Oh yeah
Hours of fun…

All of this, all this can be yours
All of this, all this can be yours

All of this, all this can be yours
Just give me what I want and no-one gets hurt….

Hello hello
We’re at a place called Vertigo
Lights go down and all I know
Is that you give me something

I can feel your love teaching me how
Your love is teaching me how, how to kneel…

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ouvir

- Postado por: Games e Fut às 23h40
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Como identificar uma vaca louca pelo mugido?

Clique aqui para ouvir o mugido da vaca louca!

ahuahauah mto loko

- Postado por: Games e Fut às 16h28
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Olá pessoal aki é o blog de piadas e musicas

quem quiser mandar uma piada coloque no noso mural de piadas

- Postado por: Games e Fut às 12h54
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